Marketing explained in funny way! + video

Just found another extended version about marketing, advertising, public relations and branding. This time marketing explained in funny and polite way.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party…

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  1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me! ” – That’s Direct Marketing.
  2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.” – That’s Advertising.
  3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi,l’m very rich. Marry me” – That’s Telemarketing.
  4. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you Marry Me?” – That’s Public Relations.
  5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry Me?” – That’s Brand Recognition.
  6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – That’s Customer Feedback.
  7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:  “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. – That’s Demand and Supply gap.
  8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?  and she goes with him – That’s Competition eating into your market share.
  9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!’ your wife arrives. – That’s Restriction for entering new markets.

… and here is video version of it:


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